1. "Douchebirds" - pen & ink - 9" x 12"

    I do not like these birds! They’ve stolen my hatband, and are wearing it as a scarf — see how smug! My grandma made that for me, ages and ages ago, sewed it together from scraps of this and that. It took all this time to fade to the perfect shade of nostalgia, and now it’s gone.

    Stupid birds.

     

  2. I DO NOT LIKE THIS MANHOLE! - Pen & ink - 6.9” x 18.7”

    "I do not like this manhole. It looks like a great, horrid beastnose, forcing its way into the world. When I stand here at night, and I open my ears, I swear I can hear the behemoth at the other end of that nose: scrabble-scrabble. SCRABBLE-scrabble. SCRABBLE, SCRABBLE…SNORT!"

     

  3. It looks in your window, and goes “BRAWK!”

     

  4. "I am not a hammock, egret. :-(" - 7" x 7" - pen & ink

     

  5. "Let’s hang out & make elephant noises. :-)" - 8.5" x 11"